Rates of Service
Nick has many skills and abilities. He will even make some available through commercial arrangements outlined below…
New Copy
$3.00 per word. Simple as that.
Editing Existing Copy/Rewriting New Copy
(EACH 15 MINUTE BLOCK IS CHARGED AS PER THE FOLLOWING RATE CARD)
15 Minute Block (for the first hour): $25.00
15 Minute Block (every hour after the first): $15.00
Did you provide your text in a word document? -$2.00
Was your text in an otherwise easily available format? (web page/email/pdf) -$2.00
Did you use Comic Sans? +$5.00
Was the content enjoyable to read? -$2.00
Have I known you 15+ years? -$2.00
Are you, or have you been a colleague? -$2.00
Do you think John Carpenter is under-rated? -$2.00
Are we friends on Xbox Live? -$2.00
Do you think that Time seizes its marches at the golden arches?
Do you know where the above idea comes from? -$2.00
Thwarting Enemies
First Thwarting of a unique Enemy $45.00 (includes background checks and Investigation into possible vulnerabilities)
Repeat Thwarting of a previously Thwarted Enemy within 24 hours of previous Thwarting. $15.00 for each additional encounter
Problem Solving
Problem Solved $23.00 (includes checking out my hook while a DJ revolves it)
Solved Problem Explained $2.00 ‘Cause I got 99 problems and this problem aint 1.
Isn’t one. No more.
ANY more.
Trouble
Small Trouble Made $40 for each incident over a weekly period
Big Trouble Made $80 for each incident over a weekly period
Big Trouble Made in Little China FREE (Seriously, I will send you a copy – I love this film so damn much)
LOTS of Trouble Made $1.00 for each additional square metre covered in trouble
Riots
Riot Started $250 for every 100 people involved
Riot Ended $250 per riot. 10% discount on every 5th riot ended within 10 minutes of first encountered
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