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<urlset xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9" xmlns:image="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-image/1.1" xsi:schemaLocation="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9 http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9/sitemap.xsd"><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/rates-of-service/</loc><lastmod>2023-02-22T04:20:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2017/02/01/writing-exercise-darkness-and-vessel/</loc><lastmod>2017-10-18T00:19:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2017/01/10/a-thought-ex-peppermint/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/titanic-sinking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>titanic-sinking</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/theseus-statue-gallery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>theseus-statue-gallery</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-10T03:26:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2016/08/20/a-crowd-sourced-punchline/</loc><lastmod>2016-08-20T01:18:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2016/06/07/its-so-hard-to-find-it/</loc><lastmod>2016-06-07T02:56:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2014/06/30/edge-of-tomorrow-an-exceptional-video-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/uwe2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uwe2</image:title><image:caption>Uwe Boll: The Spokesperson For Disastrous Video Game Adaptation.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/edge-of-tomorrow-tom-cruise-636-380.jpg</image:loc><image:title>edge-of-tomorrow-tom-cruise-636-380</image:title><image:caption>SPOILER: This guy is in it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-08T13:00:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2014/08/14/a-year-of-running-around-parks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ndurbridge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NDurbridge</image:title><image:caption>The author portraying "Current-Day-Me": A lean, mean, shelf-stacking machine.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/august.jpg</image:loc><image:title>august</image:title><image:caption>The author portraying the role of "Year-Ago-Me" (An idiot in reflection)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-08T11:22:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2015/02/17/jobs/</loc><lastmod>2015-02-17T00:00:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2014/08/18/encore-of-the-dark-knight/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-18T04:18:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2014/08/11/monday-missions-a-lesson-learnt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/laptop_beach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>laptop_beach</image:title><image:caption>Even computers need holidays sometimes...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-16T07:49:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2014/07/28/monday-missions-letters-to-an-editor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/k2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>k2</image:title><image:caption>"I know SEO"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/prince_logo-svg.png</image:loc><image:title>Prince_logo.svg</image:title><image:caption>Like this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/strange.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strange</image:title><image:caption>"The name is Strange...STEPHEN Strange....DOCTOR Stephen Str- look, just call me Steve."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-28T03:10:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2014/07/21/monday-missions-creating-on-the-internet-101/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-21T06:19:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2014/07/14/monday-missions-enter-the-centurion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sm_centurion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SM_Centurion</image:title><image:caption>Believe or not, a Future Roman. No, really.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/roman_rory.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roman_Rory</image:title><image:caption>No, NOT that one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-14T03:23:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2014/07/07/monday-missions-speedbump/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/the_tick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the_tick</image:title><image:caption>The Tick: Philosopher and Crime-fighter</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-07T04:31:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2014/06/30/monday-missions-inception/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/time-magazine-obama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>time-magazine-obama</image:title><image:caption>"Until I am measured
I am not known,
Yet how you miss me
When I have flown."
So subscribe now.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-30T02:56:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2014/06/05/box-to-the-future/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/crossbow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crossbow</image:title><image:caption>Wireless? I call shenanigans.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/turner-hooch-007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turner--Hooch-007</image:title><image:caption>One of these is a high-tech robot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/xbonekinect.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xbonekinect</image:title><image:caption>"LOUNGE ROOM CURRENTLY POPULATED BY HUMAN DESIGNATED: NICK 4216570"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/xbox-360.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Xbox-360</image:title><image:caption>"COME ON! LET'S DO THIS THING! WITNESS MY LEVITATING SIDEKICK!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/xbox.png</image:loc><image:title>xbox</image:title><image:caption>"HELLO LOVER - MEET MY LEASHED SIDEKICK, BUTTON-O"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-06T04:04:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2014/04/09/sketching-is-hard/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-09T07:23:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2014/03/24/%ef%bb%bfpurple-rain/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-25T22:26:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2014/03/20/purple-reign-day-three-limerick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/paisley_park.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paisley_park</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/purple-rain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>purple-rain</image:title><image:caption>At the intersection of fresh-cut flowers and leather-clad motorcycles, you will find PRINCE.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-20T03:32:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2014/03/20/purple-reign-day-two-haiku/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-20T03:37:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2014/03/17/purple-reign-day-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/fanta.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fanta</image:title><image:caption>Exhibit A: Purple Soft Drink disguised as a box.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/deer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deer</image:title><image:caption>"I'm gettting a K...does your card start with a K? Cards are numbered? WHAT?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-17T05:16:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2014/03/12/the-search-for-inspirado/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/sad_graph.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sad_graph</image:title><image:caption>The post is a long-time fan favourite. 

I have no idea who Bald Gary is.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-12T03:57:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2014/02/10/the-art-of-freaking-out-about-time/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-10T21:43:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2014/01/13/technologically-restrained/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/btas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BTAS</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: The World's Greatest Detective.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-07T17:25:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/12/05/why-is-a-raven-like-a-writing-desk-0512/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/martin_short_hatter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>martin_short_hatter</image:title><image:caption>Step aside, Mr J Depp - you cannot compare to Mr M Short.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-05T12:52:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/12/04/the-end-can-be-rewritten-0412/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-04T22:09:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/01/16/things-that-go-awww-in-the-night/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-04T05:15:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/04/15/a-chat-with-death/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-04T05:12:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/12/03/are-you-a-quitter-0312/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-04T02:40:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/29/dumb-technology-things-2911/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-29T04:12:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/28/you-cannot-type-technology-without-a-keyboard-2811/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-28T23:03:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/26/when-it-rains-it-pours-2611/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-26T13:07:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/25/cold-hard-wordy-truth-2511/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-25T22:48:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/24/through-the-looking-glass-2411/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-24T12:48:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/23/life-gets-in-the-way-of-living-2311/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-23T13:03:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/20/a-plot-point-wrapped-in-an-enigma-wrapped-in-a-conundrum-2011/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-25T22:48:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/21/john-carpenters-soundtracks-to-write-by-2111/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-22T09:41:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/20/the-accident-1911/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-21T00:05:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/10/24/a-recipe-for-disaster/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-19T04:38:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/18/why-am-i-doing-this-1811/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-19T04:05:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/17/ghost-writing-your-own-book-1611/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-18T11:47:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/16/psa-press-save-awareness-1511/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-18T11:32:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/14/status-quo-1411/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-15T04:35:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/13/back-in-the-saddle-1311/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-18T12:47:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/12/a-brief-respite-from-the-monolith-1211/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-13T09:25:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/11/dynamic-duo-1111/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-11T12:32:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/10/things-that-go-bump-1011/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-10T13:23:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/10/paradixocal-physics-0911/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-09T13:38:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/09/difficult-second-album-0811/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-08T13:00:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/07/welcome-nelson-stewart-0711/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-07T07:35:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/07/whats-in-a-name-0611/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-06T13:50:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/05/52-pick-up-0511/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-09T10:14:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/05/the-end-of-the-dammit-0411/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-04T13:37:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/03/pick-a-card-any-card-0311/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-03T11:32:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/02/port-amble-0211/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-02T12:51:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/11/01/misfire-0111/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-05T08:53:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/10/28/the-dedication/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/carpenter-500x281.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Carpenter-500x281</image:title><image:caption>When this guy makes movies, I listen. And watch. Mostly because of the axe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/vic_morningtonpeninsula_region.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vic_morningtonpeninsula_region</image:title><image:caption>Mornington: A mysterious peninsula lacking water, a connection to a land-mass, and in need of an Editor...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-28T04:23:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/10/09/i-put-on-my-robe-and-wizard-hood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo40.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yellow Wizard</image:title><image:caption>"Theatricality and deception are powerful agents..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/yellow_and_pink_stage_sized.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yellow_and_pink_stage_sized</image:title><image:caption>"I am The Atricality. He's D.Ception. We are Powerful Agents."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/yellow_and_pink_stage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yellow_and_pink_stage</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-09T04:33:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/08/27/shameless-gaming-month-aftermath/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-27T00:24:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/07/15/shameless-gaming-month-2013/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/skeleton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skeleton</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/games.jpg</image:loc><image:title>games</image:title><image:caption>You call this a mess - I CALL THIS JULY!!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-15T07:58:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/06/20/the-good-the-bad-and-the-infinite/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/sander_cohen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sander_cohen</image:title><image:caption>The Doorknobbed Face of Sack Madness</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bioshock-infinite-elizabeth-booker-dewitt-1920x1080.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bioshock-infinite-elizabeth-booker-dewitt-1920x1080</image:title><image:caption>The Rugged Face Of Handsome Evil?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_0285.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0285</image:title><image:caption>Exhibit A: Me not taking it personally.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-01T07:26:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/05/24/when-life-gives-you-vitamins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/strawberries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strawberries</image:title><image:caption>WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE?!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dew.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dew</image:title><image:caption>Now with added French caffeine. Tres cool!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/lightingbolt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lightingbolt</image:title><image:caption>You probably won't believe me, but this is a REAL energy drink brand.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>book</image:title><image:caption>I did a Google search for the Coca Cola formula, and THIS came back...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tab.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tab</image:title><image:caption>"Hey baby...how you livin'?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-24T11:13:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/05/20/happy-fire-day-10th-anniversary-album-review/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-20T02:11:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/05/13/arrow-throwing-report/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-14T06:29:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/04/22/crisis-of-infinite-bioshocks/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-22T02:35:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/03/16/one-hand-slapping/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/rob-liefeld-cable-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rob-liefeld-cable-5</image:title><image:caption>My hand splint is a hand-me-down from this guy's 2011 Winter ensemble</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-16T10:54:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/02/11/dear-diary-3/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-13T11:46:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2013/01/22/unreality-tv/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-13T23:57:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/12/21/armageddon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/staypuft.png</image:loc><image:title>staypuft</image:title><image:caption>Hello! I see you!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-21T03:54:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/12/05/the-guilt-trip-of-righteousness/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-15T04:07:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/11/30/end-of-movember-days/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/koala.gif</image:loc><image:title>koala</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-03T22:20:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/11/25/looking-for-the-next-best-thing/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-25T03:40:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/11/19/book-o-the-week-batman-14-or-is-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tick_madman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tick_madman</image:title><image:caption>"SPOOOOOOON"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-19T12:55:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/11/01/movember-1st/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-31T23:42:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/10/29/book-o-the-week-batman-incorporated-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/batinc41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>batinc4</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, at this point I feel calling Nightwing "Wing Man" last week is just going to end up confusing things...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/batinc4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>batinc4</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, at this point I feel calling Nightwing "Wing Man" last week is just going to end up confusing things...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-29T04:19:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/10/22/book-o-the-week-nightwing-13/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nightwing_13_full-665x10241.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nightwing_13_Full-665x1024</image:title><image:caption>"He's behiiiind you..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nightwing_13_full-665x1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nightwing_13_Full-665x1024</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-22T03:28:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/10/13/book-o-the-week-batman-13/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/batman131.jpg</image:loc><image:title>batman13</image:title><image:caption>All right Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up,"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/batman13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>batman13</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-28T19:46:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/10/08/correspondence-to-another-blog/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-08T06:02:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/10/04/book-o-the-week-green-arrow-13/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/green_arrow2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>green_arrow</image:title><image:caption>Green Arrow! Now with added Chinese Kung Fu Zombies!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/green_arrow1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>green_arrow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/green_arrow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>green_arrow</image:title><image:caption>Green Arrow! Now with added Chinese Kung-Fu Zombies!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-08T04:44:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0285.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0285</image:title><image:caption>Portrait of the author as a Mad Scientist</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-01T04:26:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/10/01/book-o-the-week-deadpool-61/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/deadpool_61.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deadpool_61</image:title><image:caption>SPOILER ALER- Dammit, too late... Yes, that's Hit-Monkey.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/deadpool61.png</image:loc><image:title>deadpool61</image:title><image:caption>SPOILER ALER- Dammit, too late... Yes, that's Hit-Monkey.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-30T23:22:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/09/28/dear-diary-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-28T02:36:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/09/27/dear-diary-1/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-28T16:09:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/09/20/book-o-the-week-nightwing-0/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/nightwing_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nightwing_0</image:title><image:caption>"Look at your Batman, now back to me...now back to your Batman, now BACK to me..."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-25T06:16:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/08/14/the-brave-and-the-bald/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/blofeld1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Brave and the Bald</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/uncle_fester.gif</image:loc><image:title>The Brave and the Bald</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/skeletor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skeletor</image:title><image:caption>The call me...Chin Laos...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-15T04:01:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/07/30/bat-to-the-beginning/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-01T13:00:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/07/30/a-lengthy-dark-knight-synopsis-from-memory/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-01T12:41:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/04/09/christopher-nolan-is-a-very-silly-man/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-11T16:11:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/06/11/the-good-the-bad-and-the-cover-music/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/robocop_batman_blog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robocop_Batman_blog</image:title><image:caption>left to right: Alfred The Next Generation and The Nick.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-11T14:08:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/06/19/my-myself-and-your-spare-time/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-11T14:00:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/06/29/ryan-reynolds-is-the-highlander/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-30T10:49:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/06/22/a-message-from-the-author/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-22T03:01:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/04/26/red-right-hand/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-28T05:02:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/04/06/mental-collapse-in-three-two/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/fire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fire</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-06T12:11:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/03/29/correspondence-to-lorie-q/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-31T05:17:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/03/27/achievements-big-brother-gives-you-bragging-rights/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/seriously.gif</image:loc><image:title>seriously</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/achievement-mission.gif</image:loc><image:title>achievement-mission</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/achievement-joke.gif</image:loc><image:title>achievement-joke</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/achievement-coffee.gif</image:loc><image:title>achievement-coffee</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-27T12:33:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/03/13/dreaming-but-definitely-awake/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-13T12:09:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/02/12/correspondence-to-the-breakfast-club/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-14T12:49:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/02/02/excerpt-from-the-burger-knight/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-02T07:25:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2010/08/02/lapse-of-judgment-3-introducing-kapnbarizwav/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-17T13:34:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2012/01/12/truth-justice-and-the-pre-nuptial-way/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-12T02:17:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2011/02/14/cobwebs/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-03T07:16:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2011/03/07/george-lucas-is-ruining-childhoods/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-03T07:15:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2011/05/25/correspondence-to-rob-clark/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-03T07:15:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2011/04/04/its-not-masochism-its-art-from-a-galaxy-far-far-away/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-04T08:12:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/news/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-11T10:10:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2010/09/08/august-18th-double-barrelled-review/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-08T03:19:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2010/08/18/review-the-expendables/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-18T02:48:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2010/08/09/august-4th-double-barrelled-review/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-09T13:31:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2010/07/21/lapse-of-judgment-2-introducing-nicktau/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-02T03:23:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2010/07/20/lapse-of-judgment/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-21T02:52:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2010/07/14/dont-touch-that-dial/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-14T03:16:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com/2010/07/12/are-you-all-sitting-comfortably/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-12T11:09:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://nickdurbridge.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2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